Creepy Humpty DumptyHumpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn’t put Humpty together again. Maybe that’s because all of the kings horses and all the kings men were a bunch of egg beaters that get off on hurting and bullying beings of the incredible-edible variety until they look like the cracked, withered and beaten mess you see here.

Creepy Humpty Dumpty
But he is better these days. Now he spends his old age looking all crusty and sitting by a family portrait of people he never met. The picture came with the frame. Yeah, he’s a bit scrambled.
Creepy Humpty Dumpty
Here he is getting his annual proctology exam.
Creepy Humpty Dumpty
Awww. The poor guy tore his anus. The elderly have all kinds of adventures.
Creepy Humpty Dumpty
Here he is doing his impression of a taco.
Creepy Humpty Dumpty
And here are his insides.