Withered And Aged Humpty Dumpty Mask Will Get You That Senior Discount
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn’t put Humpty together again. Maybe that’s because all of the kings horses and all the kings men were a bunch of egg beaters that get off on hurting and bullying beings of the incredible-edible variety until they look like the cracked, withered and beaten mess you see here.
But he is better these days. Now he spends his old age looking all crusty and sitting by a family portrait of people he never met. The picture came with the frame. Yeah, he’s a bit scrambled.
Here he is getting his annual proctology exam.
Awww. The poor guy tore his anus. The elderly have all kinds of adventures.
Here he is doing his impression of a taco.
And here are his insides.