wolf fanny packHow would you like a wolf chasing your fanny all day and going in circles? You want some of that action? Then bid on this wolf fanny backpack. With googly eyes and a rainbow strap. It will keep the other wolves at bay waist. It’s built like a wiener dog, but looks like a wolf.

Damn honey, you must have some fine fanny for that wolf to be sniffin’ around all day.