Zit Stitches Cuff Bracelet
No amount of Clearasil is going to cure the funk you have on your wrist if you wear this zitty, stitchy, presumably puss-filled acne superpowered cuff bracelet.
It’s like Frankenstein meets that pizza-face that lives next door to me. The guy is so zit covered, his head is like a puss-fountain whenever he walks by. Seriously, the dude’s zits are just constantly erupting like they are under pressure geysers.
Ah kids. Zitty, acne scabbed kids. Sucks to be them. No better than zombies. Does that look like the inside of a herp infected mouth or what? Is it weird to call the CDC when you see this kind of zit problem?