Zombie Rabbit Fanny Pack Is A Rabid Rucksack
Oh damn. My fanny is in trouble now! Wear this Zombie Rabbit Fanny Pack and store your stuff inside, but don’t be surprised if it bites you in some sensitive areas. This crazed little nad and butt biter does not give one f**k. You can just tell. I think it’s the crazed eyes and the exposed teeth. Call it a hunch. This is one rabid rabbit. A horrible hare. A rascally rodent. A crazy cottontail. Thugs Bunny.
Yeah, I think I’ll just put stuff in my pockets. I don’t know who framed Roger Rabbit, but I’m pretty sure this guy killed him, then hid the body somewhere in Arizona and erased all evidence. He’s been going from hip to hip ever since, staying one step ahead of the law.