flashlight baseball bat
This Aluminum Bat LED Flashlight is the perfect combination. See stuff in the dark. Hit stuff in the dark.

*snoring. Hears a noise. Shouts, “Burglar!” as I jump out of bed grabbing my bat/flashlight. Jumps toward the corner of the room where I heard the noise. Turns on flashlight as I beat something savagely so it looks like a disco to anyone looking at my window. Out of breath. Whoever it was, they seem to have given up so I shine the flashlight down toward the carpet. I knew it! Proudly stands over the corpse of the dead spider in the spotlight.*

Thank you bat/flashlight. Now I can rest easy.