For all of you rugrats out there who don’t know who Charlie Brown is, he is a member of the Peanuts gang, which is a cartoon that has sucked for as long as I can remember. I’m sorry guys. I’m just bitter that I didn’t get the part of Pig-Pen in the new movie. And I have my own dirtcloud and everything. Eh. You win some ya lose some, but you’ll always stink to high heaven. That’s what my dad always said.

Check out Charlie Brown getting chased by zombie Peppermint Patty, Lucy and Linus. Woodstock is even coming out of zombie Sally’s mouth. Freaky.