Hey girl. I know you’re busy looking like a man and all and talking to the birds, but mind if I have a seat? My legs are killing me. You know, on second thought, I think I’ll just stand.
Just saw those man hands too and I’m not really feeling that comfortable sinking into your dress. Couldn’t help but notice that while you are flat as a board, you seem to have boobies painted on your dress? What’s that about? Well, so long. Thanks in advance for showing up in my nightmares tonight.