Hmmm. Looks like Mr. Whiskers is in a bad mood. This Evil Cat Gargoyle Garden Statue will scare anything and everyone out of your garden. This stone cat is stone cold evil. He came to chew on some mice and kick ass and he’s all outta mice. This thing is super scary. And you just know it’s gonna come to life and flap those wings, then fly through your window at night.
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What will I do with these cool Hand-Painted Ceramic Day of the Dead Sugar Skulls? Put sugar in one naturally. These skulls are gonna look great in your kitchen ladies. Just like your butt, when I watch you cooking. Did I say that? Oooops. Sorry about that. Down with the patriarchy! And the Matriarchy! And the all of the other archys! Seriously though, these skulls are pretty sweet. No wonder they call ’em sugar skulls.
These Hand-Tooled Leather Motorcycle Bags are gonna look so cool when I’m on my motorcycle, life-sized skeleton behind me. My hair blowing in the wind, her hair not so much. Cuz she doesn’t have hair. Man, we are gonna look so badass. Bad to the bone! Am I right?
Damn, that is one kickass puzzle. The Edgar Allan Poe Macabre Mansion Jigsaw Puzzle illustrates 20 of the author’s short stories in one big, creepy house. A house that you have to put together. The creator of this maniacally macabre puzzle has a really good suggestion. Listen to the audio recordings of the tales on Youtube as you assemble the puzzle. Now that is a chilling night. Should I turn the thermostat up dear? NO! I said chilling, not chilly! Go away mother!
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This Glass Bat Cutting Board is for more than just slicing and dicing bats, which is a delicacy that I assume vampires enjoy. You can slice vegetables in style on this thing. Perfect for any Gothic kitchen. It measures 8 x 11 inches and features a cool gothic damask background with a vintage bat image in black and white. Go batty during meal prep!