Category: Weird Art

Skeleton Bathroom Prints Are Skeletal Chic

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Skull Bathroom Prints Are Skeletal Chic

Now this is what I call art! That’s some amazing bathroom decor. These Skeleton Bathroom Prints will give you something to ponder while you are out in the wild poo yonder doing your business. Take away all of that skin and muscle and hair and this is all we are. A skeleton pooping and peeing, maybe taking a nice bath. It’s just who we are. With these Skeleton Bathroom Prints you get some skeletons pooping, bathing. and cleaning the bathroom. I like it. I official endorse skeletal bathroom activities!

I will proudly display this with my Bigfoot Bathroom Towel Set. The bathroom has to be as weird as every other room in my home after all.

Salem Witch Trials Reproduction Wall Art

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Salem Witch Trials Reproduction Wall Art
Decorate with this Salem Witch Trials Reproduction Wall Art and creep up your castle. Witches have always been tried, long before Amber Heard. Usually, they would do stuff like tie them to a wood beam and dunk them underwater and if they don’t die, they’re a witch. If they do die, well… maybe that wasn’t a great witch detector. They would draw and quarter you, set you on fire, pull out your fingernails and generally end you. Sort of like when you disagree with others politically or about anything today.

Anyway, this cool reproduction Salem Witch Trials wall art will be perfect for your creepy castle or haunted home. It’s a great reminder to not be caught being a witch. Don’t let anyone see you using one of these witch cauldron mugs, for instance. Because if you are drinking from a cauldron in your little hamlet, you are just asking for trouble. You might as well decorate your hair with bats, cook with eye of newt and fly around on a broom. It’s okay to be a biatch, just not a wiatch if you know what I’m saying. So you need to also make sure to hide your resting witch face from others.

Dark Violin Art – Wood Carved Skull and Bones

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Dark Violin Art - Wood Carved Skull and Bones
This is just the kind of weird art that we love. When was the last time you saw dark violin art that looked this cool? At a Yo Yo Ma concert? These violins from EngraversDungeonArt are more like Yo Yo WTF! I’ve never seen a musical instrument looking so cool and creepy. They have several designs available to grace your gothic halls and walls. Just be aware that this is a limited edition piece, with only 50 pieces that will ever be created and painted. So you better be quick about it. If you miss out, I’m just gonna laugh at you and play the world’s tiniest violin. You don’t want that because it sounds like a bunch of alley cats in heat and all in a pile doing the nasty, and they are not having fun. You ever hear that? Thank your lucky stars that you have not. Your ears would never be the same. Ask my former music teacher. Well, you could have asked him, but sadly now he’s deaf and shaking in a rubber room somewhere. This art is absolutely stunning, though. No bones about it. This classes up your castle while adding just the right amount of beautiful darkness.

Bird People X-Rays – Ooh La La

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Bird People X-Rays - Ooh La La
These Bird People X-Rays from DrDublinArtGallery are pretty sexy. I wish I was the photographer on this shoot. “That’s it, baby. Shake those tail-feathers. Keep that beak up. Now wrap those wings around yourself and look all coy. You saucy swallow, how did you get high heels on those talons?”

Not gonna lie, I’m kinda turned on. I wanna ravage that raven and seduce that swallow. You silly little woodpecker, come here and knock on wood.

Gut Instinct Sculpture – Should Have Used Hot Dogs

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Gut Instinct Sculpture - Should Have Used Hot Dogs
A piece of weird art like this Gut Instinct Sculpture takes guts man. Real intestinal fortitude. But I mean, it looks like hot dogs. So they should have just used hot dogs. Come to think of it, this thing looks like it’s the patron saint of hot dogs. Our lady of the perpetual weiner. Just needs a hot dog halo and some holy light. By the by, our lady of the perpetual weiner is how I refer to the head prostitute at that place down the road. But I digress.

Holy hot dogs Batman! I guess the artist went with her gut instinct here for real. So yeah, behold the Gut Instinct Sculpture.