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Bigfoot Filmed in Canada
Check out this footage of a Bigfoot Filmed in Canada that shows some kind of large creature lurking in a forest. It sure looks like Bigfoot! Whatever it is, it’s unclear if it was watching them from behind some trees, or just taking a dump and got disturbed. Apparently it was filmed by a family “out for a walk near a river in the Canadian wilderness. Do you think it’s Bigfoot? It sure looked like the creature got up from a squat and maybe even wiped itself before walking away. If it did wipe itself, this suggests that Bigfoot is a smart AND hygienic creature.
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Guy Shows Off Bigfoot Head Frozen Since 1953
This guy claims that his father killed a Bigfoot back in 1953 and then chopped up the body in order to bring it home and freeze it. Sounds legit. In the beginning of 2017 this same guy showed the world a massive foot that allegedly came from the creature. This Bigfoot head weighs around 120 pounds. Apparently it will be put on display at a Bigfoot museum and theme park that he hopes to build. Looks pretty impressive for being in a freezer for 60 plus years.
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Guy Finds Chupacabra Skull
This guy had his metal detector with him cuz he was looking to find something to make him rich. Aren’t we all? Well, it was his dog that ended up finding the treasure that fateful day. Nightmare treasure. Not black gold. Not Texas tea. And next thing ya know old Jed ain’t a millionaire. But he did find a Chupacabra skull thanks to his dog. So now he is the proud owner of a Chupacabra cranium. I know what you’re thinking. Looks like a cat skull right? I don’t think so. Those teeth are huge.
The treasure hunter at one point said, “this is what nightmares are made of.” When asked to clarify, he pointed toward the house where his wife waited in the doorway wearing a moo-moo and sipping a Big Gulp then said, “This skull is pretty frightening too.”
Okay, I made that last part up cuz I’m just real excited about this Chupacabra skull. It’s real guys. You know it and I know it.
via KOB
The Amitygrille Horror and Other Weird Horror Movies
B3ta’s current image challenge is called Product Horror, where artists combine a horror film with an advertisement for another product. Get ready for a lot of puns. Like The Amitygrille Horror. You can see all of the entries here. These would make some weird horror movies.
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