Category: Geeky Cool Stuff

Uncover the Mysteries with the Cryptids of the United States Map!

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Cryptids of the United States Map!

Cryptids of the United States Map: Unleash your inner monster hunter with this 24×36 glossy print featuring the elusive creatures that haunt America’s wilderness. This cryptozoological masterpiece isn’t just a map—it’s a field guide to the weird and wonderful world of cryptids. Check it out here.

A Legend in the Making: Complete with a handy legend, this poster ensures you’ll never mistake a Mothman for a Jersey Devil again. Perfect for aspiring cryptozoologists or anyone who thinks Bigfoot deserves a spot on the endangered species list.

Decorate Like a True Believer: Transform your living room into a Cryptid Command Center with this eye-catching wall art. It’s guaranteed to spark conversations and possibly summon a Chupacabra (results may vary).

The Perfect Gift for the Unexplained: Know someone who’s always on the lookout for the unexplained? This map is ideal for:

  • Your conspiracy theorist friend who’s “this close” to proving aliens built the pyramids
  • That cousin who swears they saw Bigfoot at their last camping trip
  • Yourself—because who doesn’t need a comprehensive guide to American monsters?

Don’t let this cryptid treasure disappear! Grab the Cryptids of the United States Map now and start planning your next monster-hunting road trip.

Add it to your cart before it vanishes like the Loch Ness Monster on picture day!

Say It Loud and Spooky with the Coffin Letter Board

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Turn your messages into macabre masterpieces with the Coffin Letter Board. Shaped like a coffin and packed with over 500 characters, emojis, and spooky icons, this 17×10.5-inch board is perfect for goths, Halloween enthusiasts, or anyone who thinks “Live, Laugh, Love” could use a little more death.

A Deadly Dose of Creativity

Why settle for boring when you can spell out your dark thoughts in style? Whether you’re channeling Edgar Allan Poe or just reminding the family to pick up milk (and maybe some blood-red wine), this board lets you express yourself with a side of spook. Plus, it comes with a sturdy wooden stand to showcase your morbid musings anywhere in your crypt—I mean, home.

Perfect for Every Season of Spook

This isn’t just a Halloween decoration; it’s a year-round vibe. Use it to:

  • Write haunting dinner menus like “Bat Wing Soup”
  • Leave passive-aggressive notes for roommates
  • Display quotes from your favorite horror films—”It’s alive!” looks way better on a coffin board than a sticky note
  • Announce life events like “Engaged… to the Darkness”

A Killer Gift Idea

Need a gift for someone who decorates their house like Dracula’s Airbnb? This coffin letter board is ideal for:

  • Your goth bestie who’s one eyeliner stroke away from perfection
  • That friend who starts planning Halloween in July
  • Yourself—because embracing your inner crypt keeper is self-care!

Don’t let this spooky gem get buried! Grab the Coffin Letter Board now and start crafting messages that slay. Add it to your cart before it vanishes faster than Dracula at sunrise!

Horror Movie Logbook

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Horror Movie Logbook

This Horror Movie Logbook will help you to gather your thoughts on your favorite movies as you watch them. Write your comments, ratings and reviews, and look back on movies that are worth watching again! It’s the perfect companion for horror movie lovers. Plus you can compare your own notes to those of your friends and discuss the film. Get some popcorn ready, cuz I’m bringing my book over!

Then I’m bringing the heat. After we compare notes in our Horror Movie Logbook, we can also play the Horror Movie Edition Trivial Pursuit game. It’s on now! Who will challenge me? I am the reigning champion.

Cereal Monsters Figures

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Cereal Monsters Figures

Ohhhhh, I love these cool Cereal Monsters Figures. You have Count Chocula, Frankenberry and Boo Berry, all looking stylish with a modern look. These are gonna look good on my breakfast table while I eat the cereal. I’ll just stare at them instead of the box and imagine the awesome adventures that they’re having. I bet they’re planning a heist or assassinating some rival cereal mascot. These guys are amazing. Boo Berry is my favorite.

These Cereal Monsters Figures will look good with my Set Of General Mills Monster Cereals Mugs. I just can’t get enough of these guys. Now I’m hungry for a big bowl of Monster-Mash. That’s all of them in the same bowl.

Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure

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Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure

Holy Krampus. I always wanted my very own Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure. Now I can get one for my very own. Look at this guy. The ancient demonic force from the 2015 spooky Christmas film is looking scary indeed. Use it for your holiday horror display or year round. There’s no wrong way to display this terror. He also comes with plenty of cool accessories. To be honest, this looks like me before my first cup of coffee. Have your self a terrifying Christmas. Oh yes, you will.

I mean I already pack a 6 inch Krampus, if know what I mean ladies. I might as well get a Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure. Just for bragging rights you know. Although its not the size of the Krampus, it’s how you display him for the holidays. Also check out this Krampus Holiday Cards Set. Send a card to me. I’m lonely. Sigh. But at least I have old Krampy here. He never lets me down. He scares the hell out of me, but he never lets me down. Old Krampy. Haha. That’s what I used to call my exe wife once a month. i wonder why she left me.