Etsy seller MMWickedWhimsy creates these terrifying Animal Skull Plants. Does she have a green thumb? More like a scream thumb. In fact, I doubt she has any thumbs left cuz these nightmare plants bit them off long ago. I wouldn’t even water these with a hose from 20 feet away. I never knew that bones and botany could be such a horrifying combination.
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Archive for Dead Stuff
How would you like to have this Raven Skeleton Prop squawking at you all day long? I would love it. Doesn’t bother me. I’ll just flip it the bird and be on my way. Flipping a bird the bird. This is one bird that will never again say “Nevermore“. But it will always look angry, like it can’t decide whether it wants to take a massive dump or attack you. Which is probably why I like it.
These Puffer Fish Taxidermy Lamps are all puffed up and spiky cuz these guys are the porcupines of the sea. Well, now you can light up your home with them. Hopefully without these things stabbing you as you hang them up. Hey, if your carpet isn’t a puddle of blood and if you haven’t lost an eye while redecorating, your lamps just aren’t cool enough. Pretty cool though. Just have an emergency professional handy when these arrive. And whatever you do, don’t sit on them by accident while having your coffee.
So this happened. No wonder I can’t catch these little bastards. They’re all coked up, stealing our dollar bills to get it in their little nostrils. This Coke Mouse Taxidermy is a peek inside of the hidden world of rodent drug use. These guys have it so bad they are even willing to trade their bits of cheese and cracker crumbs that they scavenge for coke, procured from the mice of drug lord’s homes, who will gladly trade blow for snacks. It’s sad.
All I want for Christmas are these Striped Taxidermy Bat Christmas Ornaments. My tree needs more dead bats. They just love hanging, ya know. Bats know how to hang. They also know how to fill a cave floor with poop, but luckily you won’t have to worry about that. You won’t be singing, “Deck the halls with tons of guano…” Good thing too, cuz Santa doesn’t like stepping in bat sh*t while he’s putting gifts under the tree. Just saying.