These old medical slides are creepy. Which is why I’m thinking about hanging them up in the old castle here. They’re from a West Virginia VA Hospital and feature educational diagrams. You know, so you can learn how to do all kinds of medical stuff. Not like open-heart surgery or anything, but I could learn to be a real doctor, with real malpractice suits and everything. Awesome.
Category: Medical
Anatomic Anna and Andy Anatomy Dolls
Imagine their surprise when you give little Johnny and Judy this set of dolls for Christmas. Cuz every kid wants to start playing with their dolls only watch their guts fall out. Meet the Anatomic Anna and Andy Anatomy Dolls. The king and queen of the creepy doll world. They are designed to help kids learn, but the only thing your kids will learn is that these dolls are f**king gross. They come with clothes and all kinds of accessories. And by accessories, I mean organs like the liver, spleen, heart, kidney and other gooey innards.
I mean, if you are raising your kid to be a coroner, I guess they have to start somewhere. Funding for this Kickstarter was unsuccessful. I can’t imagine why.
Anatomical Heart Tote Bag
I heart this Anatomical Heart Tote Bag. That’s why I’m having a heart to heart with you about it. It’s got all the right medical illustrations and will hold your stuff. It’s totes cool. Are we still saying that? I love it. It’s not a fashion crime at all, but if it was, I’d be under arrest. Cardiac arrest. Fun fact: I thought I was for a sec, but it was just gas.
Freaky Phrenology Head Brooches
Get yer head screwed on right with these cool Phrenology Head Brooches. Get your head in the game. Be the head honcho. Play some head games. You can consult your brooch whenever you need to know what part of the head controls what. Make your headway with your life. You know what I’m saying? Now I gotta head on outta here. Later peeps.
Yum – Frog Dissection Cookie Cutter
Remember when we had to dissect frogs in school? WTF is wrong with teachers? Why not just wheel in a goat and a dog while you’re at it? Scarred me for life. No really, I still have a scar from when I accidentally hit my finger with the scalpel. Anywho, if you want all of the joy of a frog dissection without all of the mess, check out this Frog Dissection Cookie Cutter.