The Succulent Coffin Planter ensures that your succulents Rest In Peace. This Gothic planter proves that succulents don’t suck. How does your Goth garden grow? Pretty damn creepily thanks to accessories like this. It is especially good if you don’t have a green thumb and everything that you plant dies. Now you will be prepared for every plant funeral. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today….
Give it your best and if you have to, lay it to rest. That’s my gardening style. Of course, I have 5 acres of dirt and one dead Chia Pet. Cha cha cha chia. My thumb is black, not green.