A North Carolina woman claims that her homemade bug spray attracts Bigfoot. Which is cool I guess cuz when Bigfoot is attracted you he brings flowers, chocolates might even take you out for dinner. And you know what they say about big feet ladies!
Allie Megan Webb says she initially created the “Bigfoot Juice” to help her husband with mosquitoes during his searches for the cryptid. He asked her to change the recipe because it smelled too feminine. That was when his Bigfoot research group spotted the creature. So naturally it must be the spray. Cuz reasons. Bigfoot probably gave a sniff one day and wondered who has been pissing in his territory. So he went to investigate. So I think we can conclude that it smells like piss. Case closed.
I am such an awesome investigator.