When you can’t catch Bigfoot yourself, you buy this Faux Taxidermy Bigfoot. No one will ever know that you didn’t hunt him down. This guy looks like some kind of elder sasquatch who was on his last leg anyway. He would have been easy to kill. “When I was a kid….” Bang! Bagged me a Bigfoot. An old nasty smelly Bigfoot that was headed for retirement anyway. Not sure if I should be sad or happy with this on my wall.
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Bigfoot Bathroom Towel Set
We know it, you know it, we both know it. Let’s just say it together. Bigfoot exists! Okay, don’t quote us on that. But keep the hope alive with this Bigfoot bathroom towel set for your bathroom! They’re available in two sizes. The towels come prewashed to reduce shrinkage. You can buy a 6-piece set, which comes with 2 large bath towels, 2 hand towels, and 2 washcloths (not embroidered), or you can get the smaller, 3-piece set that comes with 1 large bath towel, 1 hand towel, and 1 washcloth (not embroidered). No matter what your friends and family say, we’re on your side! Long live Bigfoot!
Cryptid Crate Gives You Monthly Cryptids
I can’t help but think of this Cryptid crate as the mother of all gifts. It is a collection of various cryptid items wrapped up in a single package. There’s a new one every month. There are stickers with illustrations of Bigfoot, Mothman, and the Lake Champlain Monster, plus a spice called “Chupacabra Rub and Seasoning”. There are also pins and Bigfoot socks as well. I question the wisdom behind naming a pair of socks “Bigfoot socks” granted how small a human’s feet are (see what I did there).
Children’s Crypto Critters Art Prints
Kids nowadays are so clever, they want “real art” on their walls. None of that poorly drawn, minimalistic stick figure nonsense anymore. That kind of art may have been okay back then but it just doesn’t make the cut these days. You know what else they want? Cryptids. Kids can’t get enough of those crazy cryptids. These Crypto Critters art prints will help quench their thirst for the finer things in life if you hang it up the classroom, play area, or nursery. It also might teach them how to identify monsters that lurk in the world. It features pictures of popular characters like the Mothman, Eddy the Yeti, Skeet the Sasquatch, Nessie the Loch Monster, and Marlowe the mermaid.
If you’re looking for high-quality décor for your child’s wall, this is it. A good combination of adorable graphics and good color work.
Bigfoot Candle: Let The Sasquatch Light Up The Room
The Bigfoot conspiracy is the biggest one of the 19th, 20th, and now 21st century and we don’t talk about it enough. Are sasquatches even real? Are the sightings all a bunch of hoaxes and misidentifications by overexcited conspiracy-theorists? Apparently, there are actual scientists actively researching this but it’s taken more than a century to tell us whether Bigfoot exists. But if you’ve seen one, you know.
Well, this Bigfoot candle should get the conversation rolling. It’s an 8.5” candle that your friends will love. It is hand sculpted and made using pure beeswax. This effectively means that it burns a couple of times longer than the paraffin wax candles you are used to. If you think Bigfoot exists and your friend don’t, wrap this majestic candle in a big beautiful box with lots of padding and watch their face melt (see what I did there) with rage when they open it. The rage turns into disappointment as they realize you could have bought them a nice watch or toy instead.