lucky charms marshmallows
Running around in my underwear like a fat leprechaun all hopped up on pixie dust screaming, “40 Pounds Of Lucky Charms Marshmallows!” over and over again.

*A magic fairy godmother appears* Do you want 40 Pounds Of Lucky Charms Marshmallows? *Stops. Shakes head. Giggles like an idiot. She waves her magic wand.*


A family of 10 sits down to eat their 40 Pounds Of Lucky Charms Marshmallows out of a giant kiddy pool on their table. *A shriek in the distance, followed by a sonic boom.* WOOOOOOO-HOOOOOO! *I fall through the ceiling and land in the giant bowl of Luck Charms.* Thanks magic fairy lady!

*Ignores the screams and shrieks as I pig out face first, sucking it all up and making warrior noises.*