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Black Tarot Deck

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Black Tarot Deck

Oh myyyyy. Look at all of the cool Gothic art in this Black Tarot Deck. It says that this deck will help with shadow work, which is where you enter the darkness and dig deep into your soul. I’m a little scared, but Imma put on my big boy pants, since this tarot card deck will offer you guidance on love, career, or even personal growth. I’m gonna unlock my inner wisdom. But first I’m gonna look at all of the cool art and say whoa!

If you like this Black Tarot Card Deck, you might also like this Witches of Legend Tarot Card Set. These sets are like talking a walk on the wild side of tarot.

Yoga Skeleton Figurines

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Yoga Skeleton Figurines

Man I love a good skeleton. Especially my own. It holds me up and keeps everything together. Gotta love them bones. These Yoga Skeleton Figurines are pretty darn cute. It’s the whole see no evil, speak no evil and hear no evil theme. Except I guess they just finished doing yoga? No idea. They are just plain cool. These Yoga Skeleton Figurines are gonna look good among all of the other creepy cool stuff I have around here. Welcome to the party boys. Make no bones about it, these guys will remind you to stretch and be healthier.

That reminds me I need another Skeleton Bathing Halloween Candle. Love me some bones!

The Mythical Creatures Bible

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The Mythical Creatures Bible
The Mythical Creatures Bible is the perfect book for a religious dude like me, cuz I’m religious about mythical beasts. Before the chupacabra was sucking on goats in South America, and before Bigfoot was messing with people in the woods, other creatures were doing whatever they could to make life hard for people through the ages. This book covers dragons and serpents, weird insects, zombies, golems, banshees and much more. Mythical my ass. I’ve seen things, man.

Undead Mad Libs

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Undead Mad Libs
Mad libs? Why are they mad? Did the conservatives win something again? I kid. I kid. We don’t get political here. We just get kinda crazy. The kind of crazy where you wake up and find toilet paper all over the house and a chicken carcass all over the floor, then you notice a Cthulhu themed blow up doll on the chandelier. But enough about last night. Mad libs are awesome. I’m mad about ’em. Even crazy for ’em. You know what’s better than them angry libs? Undead Mad Libs! Boom. Undead makes everything better. Except for your skin. This set features 21 hilarious fill-in-the-blank stories about the paranormal. It has stories like “Confessions of a Vampire’s Girlfriend,” “How to Survive a Zombie Attack,” and more. Oh yeah. I am going to be filling in some blanks tonight baby! Where’s my pencil?

Jack-O’-Lantern Fire Pit and Fireplace Logs

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Jack-O'-Lantern Fire Pit and Fireplace Logs
These Jack-o’-Lantern Fire Pit and Fireplace Logs bring spooky and cozy together this holiday season. Did you know that you’re obligated to burn pumpkin shaped wood this close to Halloween? New city ordinance. Okay, maybe not. But you should still do it! They make the flames look cool as they dart in and out of the eye holes in the ceramic refractory material. They also won’t make your house smell bad like some traditional logs. These logs can sustain temperatures of up to 3000 degrees. Now you just need a cackling witch at a boiling cauldron and your Halloween is complete.