awkward family momentHow was yer day boy? Ah, er, fine dad. Just fine. Good, good. Your mother insists we take a photo together. I see yer still wearin’ cheerleader colors. I AM touching the boy Margaret. We’re connecting here. Hurry up with that camera woman! For God’s sake boy, close yer legs! What in the hell is wrong with you? No wonder I’m chain smoking. I haven’t even had my pre-dinner whiskey yet. Can we get on with this? Christ that kid is odd. Get yer hand off my leg. That’s it, I’m done! I’m off to the bar. Don’t wait up.