Is this Haunted English Bible really haunted? Put your hand on the bible and swear it! The seller of this bible claims that among other incidents, “The last time she was attacked, she was pulled by her hair and dragged down the stairs getting bruises all over her body,”
Okay so it sounds like they are dealing with the ghost of a horny caveman. The pulling by the hair is a dead giveaway. He was trying to pull her into his ghost cave and do some prehistoric porkin’. Some Neanderthal nasty. Some good old fashioned Flintstones f***ing! Naturally he would show her his cave paintings after. That’s only gentlemanly. How his spirit got attached to an English bible, I have no idea. Anyway, haunting solved! Read more “Haunted English Bible”
Check out this old 50s style doll on ebay. The seller thinks it’s haunted and that it’s a 3 foot tall demon baby:
Since I’ve had this doll in my house, I’ve felt very uncomfortable.
Are you sure that’s not gas. Cuz gas can do that. I have a terrible pain in my side right now that I know was caused by Taco Bell.
I bought this because I thought it was creepy…but I had no idea. The first night it was in my home I had a terrible dream of it walking with a stilt towards my room, and since then I’ve been experiencing extreme dread when I go anywhere near it.
Wait what? Walking with a stilt? Just one? So it was hopping on a stilt making a super loud racket? Are you sure it wasn’t a pogo stick? As for the extreme dread, you might want to consult your hairdresser. I don’t have dreads, but I hear they can be a pain. Maybe you just had too much cough syrup? It happens.
I’ve also heard screams coming from the room she’s in, and have had odd things happening around my home (objects will be moved, fire alarms going off, etc.). I feel that this doll is haunted, but I don’t have anywhere near enough experience to be able to tell anything about it. The only information I have is that I haven’t been able to get the name “Amy” out of my head, so I feel it could be related. Ultimately, I want this out of my home.
This happens to me too. It’s called “being drunk”. I’m kind of a pro athlete at it. The drink will wear off soon enough. Amy is probably the name of your drunk spirit animal. Mine’s name is Clarence. They should totally get together. Read more “Haunted “Walking” Possessed Doll Named Amy”
This guy rocks the hell out of eBay. He must be selling stuff like crazy.
The title: Star Wars.
Is it a car? An action figure? A poster? Who knows.
The listing says only: “It’s new the package is mess up”
No sh*t! The package is “mess up”. The package is gone. It’s just the bubble with the figure inside. Dude don’t care! He’s got no shirt, probably no pants on either and has a smoke going. All right there in his trailer park kitchen. Every item the dude sells is like this. He’s the honey badger of eBay. He don’t care!
He’s like, “Look, I’m half naked, just got up and you want this $2 item or not? I got a beer can collection to admire!”
Oh look, it’s the devil. No, it’s a clown. No, it’s Ronald Mcdonald. You are all correct kids! He has come to serve horse meat and kick ass and he’s all out of horse meat! Over 1 billion impaled, with that pointy beard alone.
I can’t even look at this Evil Ronald McDonald Mask any more. Thanks for the nightmares. You’ve given me an unhappy meal for life.
It’s the cast of your favorite sitcom. From hell. These Creepy See-Through Masks make anyone look like a killer or at best just a deranged psychopath dressed like Steve Jobs. They know I’m talking about them. Now they are looking at me! Now they are looking at you!
I’m just gonna head out while their attention is on you. Laterz. Have fun with your new friends!
