Before I saw this, I thought break up beans was just a fancy name for my windy butt stuff, because it has always been a relationship ender for me. Pffffffft-squuuueeeeek! Followed by her saying, ” I think we should see other people. Like starting now. I mean, I should see other people. You should see a doctor.”
Nope. Turns out Break Up Beans are $5 Lima bean plants that have had the seeds engraved with ‘It’s Over’ and ‘Let’s Be Friends’. The phrases appear on the plant’s first set of leaves. They also come with phrases that are all about love too. $5 for beans? I’ll let my butt do the talkin’ for free.