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Slice of the Undead: Za-mbie Pie Slice Zombie Pizza!

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Zombie Pizza

Za-mbie Pie Slice Zombie Pizza: Get ready to feast your eyes on the most deliciously grotesque treat you’ll ever own! This isn’t just any pizza. It’s a polymer clay figure that screams “I’m here for a good time, not a long time!” Perfect for those who like their snacks with a side of horror, this Za-mbie Pie Slice Zombie Pizza is apocalypse-approved. It’s like a horror movie and your local pizzeria had a love child that just can’t stop oozing charm (and maybe a little goo).

A Slice of Horror: This quirky little slice comes in both small and large sizes. So whether you want a bite-sized piece of the undead or a full-on pizza nightmare, we’ve got you covered! It’s the kind of decor that says, “I’m fun at parties, but I also have an extensive collection of horror films. Also maybe a few skeletons in my closet.”

Perfect for Any Occasion: Whether you’re decorating for Halloween or just want to add some ICK to your home, this zombie pizza slice is the perfect conversation starter. Imagine your friends’ faces when they walk in and see a slice of pizza that looks like it just crawled out of the grave! It’s ideal for:

  • Your goth buddy who thinks normal decor is for basic people.
  • The horror movie fanatic who needs something to distract from their growing collection of creepy dolls.
  • Anyone who enjoys oddities and wants to spice up their space with a touch of the macabre!

The Ultimate Gift for the Eccentric: 

  • Your friend who can’t get enough of zombie flicks and would probably survive an apocalypse with style (and snacks).
  • That one person who always orders pineapple on their pizza—this is your chance for some delicious revenge!
  • Yourself—because let’s face it, you deserve to treat yourself to something bizarrely fabulous.

Don’t let this slice of horror slip away! Grab the Za-mbie Pie Slice Zombie Pizza now before it vanishes faster than your appetite! 

Say It Loud and Spooky with the Coffin Letter Board

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Turn your messages into macabre masterpieces with the Coffin Letter Board. Shaped like a coffin and packed with over 500 characters, emojis, and spooky icons, this 17×10.5-inch board is perfect for goths, Halloween enthusiasts, or anyone who thinks “Live, Laugh, Love” could use a little more death.

A Deadly Dose of Creativity

Why settle for boring when you can spell out your dark thoughts in style? Whether you’re channeling Edgar Allan Poe or just reminding the family to pick up milk (and maybe some blood-red wine), this board lets you express yourself with a side of spook. Plus, it comes with a sturdy wooden stand to showcase your morbid musings anywhere in your crypt—I mean, home.

Perfect for Every Season of Spook

This isn’t just a Halloween decoration; it’s a year-round vibe. Use it to:

  • Write haunting dinner menus like “Bat Wing Soup”
  • Leave passive-aggressive notes for roommates
  • Display quotes from your favorite horror films—”It’s alive!” looks way better on a coffin board than a sticky note
  • Announce life events like “Engaged… to the Darkness”

A Killer Gift Idea

Need a gift for someone who decorates their house like Dracula’s Airbnb? This coffin letter board is ideal for:

  • Your goth bestie who’s one eyeliner stroke away from perfection
  • That friend who starts planning Halloween in July
  • Yourself—because embracing your inner crypt keeper is self-care!

Don’t let this spooky gem get buried! Grab the Coffin Letter Board now and start crafting messages that slay. Add it to your cart before it vanishes faster than Dracula at sunrise!

Tongue Earrings – You Have Good Taste…Buds

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Tongue Earrings - You Have Good Taste...Buds
Well, these Tongue Earrings will certainly lick the competition. I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen pierced ears holding something else that is pierced. I was always told that a tongue in the ear was highly inappropriate, but I guess not. It’s not exactly my taste, but… I wonder if they leave your neck all moist as they swing and sway. They will give your ears real tongue-lashing.

Anyway, yes, these tongue earrings exist, and that is just the world we are living in. What else can I even say? It leaves me flabbergasted, Positively tongue-tied. If you like this, you’ll love the Freddy Krueger Tongue Phone.

Little Poopers – Butt Nuggets Never Looked So Cute

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Little Poopers - Butt Nuggets Never Looked So Cute
Check out Little Poopers. Someone’s raising a stink. Who took a dump in here? And, what the deuce? Why is it….cute? A cute turd? Is that a curd? Who left it? Unicorns? Fairies? Hello Kitty riding on a unicorn with a fairy after eating too much roughage? No matter how adorable these poops may seem, they’re still stinkers. Trust me, they will draw flies. Big or small, cute or ugly, all poop stinks. But they think they’re the sh*t!. Does it make it better or worse that these turds can stare back at you? Talk about awkward eye contact. No matter where you leave one of these little poopers figurines, it will be sure to start a conversation! Or raise a stink. Much like ZooPoo.

Alien Beer – It Will Abduct Your Senses, Probe Your Holes

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Alien Beer
If you ever wondered what those grey abducting space bastardos drink just before they swerve to a stop and activate their tractor beam, here it is: Alien Beer. Well, it’s non-alcoholic to us, but these little butt-probing weirdos get drunk on the stuff. Which explains that one encounter I had where it kept telling me how pretty I was. A 4-pack will cost you almost $400. I call that Alien inflation, which is also what I call it when I pump up that cute little alien doll I have hidden in the- Nevermind.