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Myths & Monsters Tarot Deck

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Myths & Monsters Tarot Deck

Is it a myth or a monster? I don’t know, but whatever it is, it scares the hell out of me either way. Then again I scream when a bug gets too close. Anyway, this Myths & Monsters Tarot Deck has some amazing art and also some amazing monsters. Of course. This tarot card deck brings mythical beings from throughout history to life in oracle form. You got your vampire, zombies, bogeyman, Jackalope and many more. All looking amazing. Look at that awesome art! I’m gonna battle my Centaur against your giant! But oh no! Here comes the Bogeyman and he brought a Vampire with him. Why you son of a Jackalope! *Screams like a banshee and flips the table before running away* What do you mean we were playing it wrong? Oh. Well no wonder I lost. Let’s go again. I’ll forgive your outburst. Deal me in bro! I’m gonna go mythological on you ass.

 

If you like this Myths & Monsters Tarot Deck, and why wouldn’t you, the Witches of Legend Tarot Card Deck is another sweet deck for tarot card fans. I loved these sets. I’m gonna have to add this to the collection. Its a monster of a set.

Skeleton Torso Necklace

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Skeleton Torso Necklace

Imagine if your skeleton was hung up in the woods somewhere for 100 years and all kinds of stuff like mushrooms started growing in and around you. That’s this Skeleton Torso Necklace. It is a stylish representation of the passage of time and the frailty of humanity. And now that I’ve said something profound, I should shut up. But I wont. We both know it. That is one morbid and beautiful necklace though.

It ain’t no Bloody Necklace Choker, but the Skeleton Torso Necklace is pretty damn awesome. I love me some rib cages with stuff growing out of them.

Jumping Spider Ring

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Jumping Spider Ring

Jumping spiders are adorable, but also nasty, because they are still spiders. All creepy, spinning webs out of their butt that you walk into. Hanging from their strings all creepy like above you in bed. Crawling up your arm while you are minding your own business, mowing the lawn. Ick! Despite my fear of these 8-legged beasts, this Jumping Spider Ring is pretty damn cute. Still makes me itch though.

When I first saw this Jumping Spider Ring, I thought they meant a gang of jumping spiders with like switch blades and stuff. Thank God! I can’t deal with spider gangs. I just like stuff like this Spider Hair Clip.

Alien Mummy In Coffin

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Alien Mummy In Coffin

Check out this Alien Mummy In Coffin. I’m positive it is authentic. No doubts whatsoever. The seller says so. It was supposedly found in the Carpathians in western Ukraine and is the body of an alien child that seems to not be subject to decay. Yep. This is totally the real deal. No question about it. And besides, This Alien Mummy In Coffin does look like one of the little guys who woke me up that night and ran a bunch of anus-related experiments. Fare thee well intergalactic freakazoids and thanks for the Prep-H.

Not to be confused with Mummy Mike.

Yoga Skeleton Figurines

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Yoga Skeleton Figurines

Man I love a good skeleton. Especially my own. It holds me up and keeps everything together. Gotta love them bones. These Yoga Skeleton Figurines are pretty darn cute. It’s the whole see no evil, speak no evil and hear no evil theme. Except I guess they just finished doing yoga? No idea. They are just plain cool. These Yoga Skeleton Figurines are gonna look good among all of the other creepy cool stuff I have around here. Welcome to the party boys. Make no bones about it, these guys will remind you to stretch and be healthier.

That reminds me I need another Skeleton Bathing Halloween Candle. Love me some bones!