fortune cookie coin purse
I see a Fortune Cookie Coin Purse in your future. These Fortune Cookie Coin Purses look so real, you’ll want to eat them, but don’t. Trust me on this one. A purse full of pennies, nickels and dimes do nothing for your dental health. Yeah, I carry a purse! So what? It’s convenient. Plus, I’m the only one prepared to get revenge on all of those old ladies who take an hour to pay for their groceries with coins. I like to get ahead of them and give them a taste of their own medicine.

These fun purses even come with a printed fortune paper inside of each one. I see only one problem. *sprouts blue cookie monster fur* Me want real cookie! Give me cookie now!