I hope these Colorful Squid Earrings don’t squirm into your ears and shoot their ink into your brain. I hope they’re squishy and slimy though. Not that I’ll wear them. They don’t match my complexion. My complexion is a nice shade of acne. Just in case you were wondering. Nah. I’m just playing like I’m some young awkward nerd, but really I’m a handsome and debonaire man. Of course, that could be the squid ink on my brain if I did wear these. How would I remember? Squids are weird.
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Check out this LEGO Addams Family Mansion from LEGO Ideas. In case you’re not familiar with LEGO Ideas, here’s how it works. If a project gets enough votes and love, LEGO may actually build it. Also, if I get enough votes and love I might actually wake up before noon one time this week. Anyway, this mansion has some amazing detail. Give them a vote and help make it real. Hit the link and check it out.
Looking for a creepy model kit that’s easy to put together? One that is also a toy that you can play with and frighten yourself? Check out these cool Vampire and Mummy Strange Change Model Kits. Open the lid on this casket and you’ll find a snarling vampire leering at you. Close it, open it again and he’s changed into a harmless skeleton. Close and open it again and the vampire’s back. What sorcery is this? I love these kinds of toys. I think I have to buy both and display these in my lair.
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Oh yeah! That’s what I’m talking about! Creating my own monsters. The Monster Lab Card Game lets you create your own monsters without all of the hassles of digging up dead bodies and reanimating them with lightning. In this game, you get to run a Mad Scientist’s Laboratory and build 1000s of unique monsters. It includes 316 cards, 10 custom etched dice, and a manual. Unlike other people who make monsters all of the time, I never had kids, so this should be enjoyable.
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Since 1987, UFO Abduction Insurance has been helping people deal with the alien menace. You have insurance for your car and your house right? Might as well have some for Uranus! Myanus too for that matter. Let’s cover all of our butts with some alien insurance!