Run for the border with this Realistic Handmade Taco Purse. It is great for holding your taco money. Obviously. It looks delicious.
I’ll just have two tacos to go.
But you already have one sir. Can I get you anything else?
No, see, this taco is not a taco. I need a real taco. Two of them.
Looks pretty real to me sir. Would you like anything to drink?
JUST GIVE ME @&%$**$# TACO! IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK THAT MY BOWELS BE ON FIRE THIS EVENING?