Those “Best Dad in the World” mugs are really touching and meaningful. But sometimes you have to let your inner Goth badass out. Check out this Skull and Crossbones Coffee Mug. Usually, skull and crossbones mean poison, but no worries. You haven’t upset anyone lately, have you? Man, I hope not. Hmmm. Should you even take a drink? Maybe not. Maybe you should hire a taster like the royals do. Or you know, maybe don’t piss so many people off.