You gotta love a mug that bites you everytime you take a sip of your morning Joe. In fact, if your name is Joe, you are IT’S morning Joe. I’ll take sugar, cream, and about a hundred razor sharp fangs. How is that for a little cup of horror to start your day right? This Lovecraftian Monster Mug With Fangs is the best part of waking up.
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Black Skull With Bloodshot Eyes Mug
If the coffee you are drinking doesn’t wake you up, then this cup will do the job. This Black Skull With Bloodshot Eyes Mug is buggin’ out. With its realistic eyes and details, this skull coffee mug is a great example of what taxidermy of a human face might look like. I know you were curious. They even come numbered, so you know which skull you have. Cuz these are a limited edition.
Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees Mask with Knife Ceramic 3D Mug
We can imagine gifting this Jason Voorhees Mug to someone who you really don’t like all that much. With a knife in hand and blood dripping all over, the idea of it being given as a Valentine’s Day Gift is just…disturbing. Afterall, the line “until death do us part” is not meant to be a threat. This Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees Mask with Knife Ceramic 3D Mug is perfect to take with you to Camp Crystal Lake. Don’t cut yourself on that handle.
Skull and Crossbones Coffee Mug
Those “Best Dad in the World” mugs are really touching and meaningful. But sometimes you have to let your inner Goth badass out. Check out this Skull and Crossbones Coffee Mug. Usually, skull and crossbones mean poison, but no worries. You haven’t upset anyone lately, have you? Man, I hope not. Hmmm. Should you even take a drink? Maybe not. Maybe you should hire a taster like the royals do. Or you know, maybe don’t piss so many people off.
Beetlejuice Mug: Drink 3 Times To Summon Him
If you think starting a day without coffee is scary, how about drinking your morning coffee from a Beetlejuice mug? To have Beetlejuice stare at you the whole time, steam puffing from the top of his head. If you have powered through the words to this point, you must have the stomach to face Beetlejuice first thing in the morning. You are a brave soul. Either way, this spooky mug may not necessarily make you sweaty with fear but it should make a Halloween party spookier. It is also a nice present to give your best friend who only watched the Tim Burton movie last week and can’t seem to shut up about it.
The ceramic mug holds 21 ounces of liquid. It can be safely washed in the dishwasher or used to microwave a cup of coffee. Or display it over your fireplace. No one will judge you.