When you’re an adventurer like me, you encounter a lot of mythical creatures. Especially at the Walmart. There’s woman with her crack showing creature, man with back-boobs creature and the ever elusive woman with quadruple butts bursting out leggings creature.

The point is, the world is a strange place. You can identify some of these specimens with The Adventurer’s Guide to the Skeletons of Mythical Creatures book. Like the Chupacabra, which I also saw at my local Walmart once. It was riding one of those motorized carts with a buttcheek hanging down each side of the seat.
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