This Moth Man Plant Pot is all kinds of awesome. F-ing awesome. Damn awesome. Even moth-some. Super duper triple nipple moth-some. (What?) Hey, welcome to my headspace. I know that some plants prefer to grow in the darkness and it doesn’t get any darker than growing out of Moth Man himself. Plus it makes this cryptid look super amazeballs with spiky hair. He’s gonna be a real hit with the ladies now. Mothman on the prowl yall. On the prowl and making ladies howl. He kinda looks like a Pokemon. And those eyes are hypnotizing me. Telling me to buy it and put a weird cactus in it so he looks extra cool and punk rock.

I should make my own cryptid super team to go along with this guy. Like Broth Man, who always has some tasty soup for ya. Then there’s David Lee Roth Man who is just super cool and rocking all the time. And Sloth Man who is just slow as hell and dumb too, but the other guys just put up with him. We all have that friend right? What a dumbass. Uh… It’s usually me. Oh man, I just realized that and now I’m sad.