If you need to calm down and just can’t seem to do it, try some Calm The F*k! Down Flavored Potato Chips. If they don’t calm you the f*k down, nothing will. I know I’m not calm until I’ve had my daily bag of Doritos. That may just be a placebo effect. Possibly the deadly but calming influence of stealth GMOs too.

Yo, calm the f*k down!

How? You just took my calm the f*k down chips!

Good point. Whatevs. I’m calm. Deal.
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