Do ya really wanna be that guy who wears the Thanksgiving Roasted Turkey Hat on Thanksgiving? Why the hell not? I spend my holidays alone basting my turkey all day anyway. What? If ya don’t do it often, your bird gets dry. I’ve had a lot of practice so I’m a basically a master-baster. Hell, I’ll master-baste all day long if no one stops me. Now I have a sweet hat to wear while doing it.