You know how it is. You’re cooking Thanksgiving dinner and one thing leads to another. Before you know, you have the turkey on your head. Happens to the best of us. Then you flail around the kitchen breaking stuff cuz you can’t see and you have a turkey on your head. Yeah, this Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask simulates the whole experience. Except it has eye holes and a mouth hole, where a real turkey does not.
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Turkey Man Mask
Turkey Man is a superhuman turkey created in an experiment at the Perdue labs in 1976. He flew the coop and went on the run, living off the grid and saving humans in danger, ultimately becoming the hero and savior of Chick-tropolis, where he battled such foes as the Hob-Gobbler, Bizarro Colonel Sanders and both Frank and Jim Perdue. His good deeds earned him a presidential pardon on Thanksgiving of 1986. Now you can look just like this awesome hero and maybe even ruffle a few villainous feathers.
Thanksgiving Roasted Turkey Hat
Do ya really wanna be that guy who wears the Thanksgiving Roasted Turkey Hat on Thanksgiving? Why the hell not? I spend my holidays alone basting my turkey all day anyway. What? If ya don’t do it often, your bird gets dry. I’ve had a lot of practice so I’m a basically a master-baster. Hell, I’ll master-baste all day long if no one stops me. Now I have a sweet hat to wear while doing it.