Check out this Snake Necklace. Damn, that’s a sexy snake. But it’s a snake to be feared. Which is why this woman is protecting her knockers. You gotta do that when wearing a snake. You have to protect the assets. And boy does she have assets… No, I mean. Look, I was talking about her financial portfolio. Yeah. She’s got it together fiscally. I know this cuz she took her clothes off to sell a snake necklace.