Who’s down for collecting some cryptid skulls and wearing them as jewelry? *Raises my own hand!* MythicArticulations has you covered. You can get the Loch Ness Monster, Jackalope, Cerberus, the Jersey Devil, Sasquatch and more. I’m gonna wear them all at once, so I can pretend I’m a cryptid hunter, even though I hide behind the couch at the mention of their names. That’s where I’m typing from right now. Ohhhh. I just found a dust bunny eating an M and M. I just ate both. I’m top of the food chain in my house!
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This Eternal Rest Cameo Necklace is eternally in fashion. It features a double layered cameo, with a laser cut ornate backing and antique silver frame. It has a cemetery and raven design, with a silver bat and headstone. Rest in peace jewelry is dead sexy. Get it? Dead sexy? I know, I have the joking skills of a four-year-old. Also the bladder control. Excuse me while I go change my diaper.
Check out this Cool Edgar Allan Poe Necklace. It says “All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream”. Damn… That’s deep. Like, Edgar Allan Whoa dude. All on a one-eyed bat. Now that’s a damn cool necklace. Here’s a joke:
What do you call Edgar Allan Poe’s landlord? A Poe-Lease man. Oh, the horror… of my jokes.
These Gothic Cameo Bat and Raven Necklaces are dark and awesome. They look like little windows to macabre worlds. Like you could step into an Edgar Allan Poe tale and get trapped inside. I mean, if you were tiny enough to step through which I am not. Gothically Gorgeous and magically delicious!
Cosmicdork sells several styles of these Crazy Creepy Creature Pendants. I’m pretty sure this cyclops just wants a kiss. Some are cyclops, some have 3 eyes, others look like various ex wives to me. Pretty scary. But I do want to kiss it. Don’t judge. I’ve been very lonely and a man has needs. Besides you know what they say: One eye, many talents. Or something like that.