Check out this Snake Necklace. Damn, that’s a sexy snake. But it’s a snake to be feared. Which is why this woman is protecting her knockers. You gotta do that when wearing a snake. You have to protect the assets. And boy does she have assets… No, I mean. Look, I was talking about her financial portfolio. Yeah. She’s got it together fiscally. I know this cuz she took her clothes off to sell a snake necklace.
Tag: snake
Slithering Snake Silver Serpent Ring
Have the power of the snake when you wear this awesome Slithering Snake Silver Serpent Ring. Just try not to hiss too much and bite people in public. Besides your venom game is weak bro. I also wouldn’t carry around a baby rattle and rattle it when others approach. People will just think you’re crazy. Cuz you are. It has a nice antique finish that is so detailed, you can see the scaly texture as the snake hugs your finger. Ewww. Get it off. Get it off!
Taxidermy Mirror With Snake/Skunk Creature
Mirror mirror on the- What the shuck! This Taxidermy Mirror With Snake/Skunk Creature has a special place in my home so we can both be ugly in the mirror at the same time. I take that back. This mirror ain’t big enough for both our ugly. Now step aside before I break that long neck.
It is made with a skunk skull and Python vertebrae. So it is called a Skython. Or a slithering Snunk. On a different note, I don’t think I’m sober yet. Gonna come back and blog in an hour. I still won’t be sober, but I also won’t care. Kisses.
Medusa Snake Wig
Oh thank God! I thought that was my ex wife at first. Definitely not her though, because the snakes this Medusa Snake Wig are not moving and she isn’t b*tching at me to take out the trash. Jesus, I can only move so fast. I’m doing it already. Call your Vipers off.
And stop letting them bite my ears so they can pull me in for a kiss.
That’s okay, when I divorced her, I took half her snakes,which left her with just a snake mohawk.
Gothic Snake Ring
Why did it have to be snakes? I hate snakes. Especially goth snakes. Oh wait. I read that wrong. It’s a Gothic Snake Ring, not a Goth snake ring. I thought the lack of eyeliner and general lack of emo tendencies was a little strange. I don’t really hate snakes. I like ’em cuz they make cool jewelry. I just hate when you encounter them in nature. Good thing for me I never go out into “nature”. I’m paler than a redhead living in a cave. I had some plastic plants once and that’s the closest I ever got to nature. So I’m not afraid of no snakes, Goth or Gothic. Or even Gaelic.