Vampire bats are awesome. Except for when they swoop down and attack me and stuff. Get your own Vampire Bat Pin In Albino Or Natural varieties. Albino anything is always creepy AF. So naturally, I prefer that one. Albinos freak me out.
Al Bino was white as a sheet.
He scared everyone that he’d meet.
He’s pale and he’s frail and his suntans all fail.
Dude just can’t take the heat.