What the shizz. Apparently these Devil Nuts are actually nuts and not demons crawling all over each other in the bowels of hell, like they look like. They are now the nuts of my nightmares. Not peanuts or walnuts, but deez nuts. They climbed their way up from hell so that you can eat them or do whatever the hell you do with demon nuts.
Posts Tagged horror
Looking for a creepy model kit that’s easy to put together? One that is also a toy that you can play with and frighten yourself? Check out these cool Vampire and Mummy Strange Change Model Kits. Open the lid on this casket and you’ll find a snarling vampire leering at you. Close it, open it again and he’s changed into a harmless skeleton. Close and open it again and the vampire’s back. What sorcery is this? I love these kinds of toys. I think I have to buy both and display these in my lair.
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Want so soul food bra? Oh man, I love soul food! Bring it on dude! Okay, here ya go! What the shizz! *pukes uncontrollably* What the hell is that? Soul food. Nightmare on Elm Street style!
This Nightmare on Elm Street Animated Soul Pizza lacks every good topping, but is instead topped with tormented souls. It’s battery operated, so the souls are animated. Plus it comes in a themed pizza box. Freddy sure knows how to serve up a piping hot pizza. Remind me never to hang out with him on Superbowl Sunday. Or ever! I’d hate to see his chicken wings.
These Gothic Cameo Bat and Raven Necklaces are dark and awesome. They look like little windows to macabre worlds. Like you could step into an Edgar Allan Poe tale and get trapped inside. I mean, if you were tiny enough to step through which I am not. Gothically Gorgeous and magically delicious!
Oh yeah! That’s what I’m talking about! Creating my own monsters. The Monster Lab Card Game lets you create your own monsters without all of the hassles of digging up dead bodies and reanimating them with lightning. In this game, you get to run a Mad Scientist’s Laboratory and build 1000s of unique monsters. It includes 316 cards, 10 custom etched dice, and a manual. Unlike other people who make monsters all of the time, I never had kids, so this should be enjoyable.
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