Keep your head dry with a head of lettuce. Like cardboard, lettuce has practically no nutritional value. But it can You protect your head in the form of this lettuce umbrella. If you are dry you will Romaine calm. Even if it’s raining an iceberg on your head. Lettuce jokes are fun.
Lettuce rejoice at the Vegetabrella. It makes the rain leaf you alone. Walk down the street and twirl with this umbrella and you will be a real salad spinner. Ok, I’m done.
