What do you think you’ll find in this Vintage Morticians Day Planner Diary?
9 AM: Went shopping at the local embalming emporium. Got a sweet deal on some cosmetics for the dead too.
11 AM: Stitched up some guy’s butthole so no more diarrhea comes out. That’s embarrassing.
12 PM: Lunch
1 PM: Arranged the bodies to recreate some of my favorite scenes from musicals. I was mildly amused, but must get back to cutting them. The sweet cutting is what I crave. And then the dressing them.
9 PM: Time for bed. Time for lonely. Until the morning when my silent friends will greet me once again and I will hug them and dress them and have tea parties. Oh I would love a cup. How have you been? It’s been so long! Kisses on each cheek.
