1LB Bag Of Gummy Chicken Feet
Happy Halloween sir! Happy Halloween kid. Here’s a 1LB Bag Of Gummy Chicken Feet. *Dumps it into the kids bag and it instantly sags to the floor.* I was gonna give out Snickers, but clearly I don’t give a cluck!
You suck old man!
Then give me my chicken feet back! That’s what I thought! You better run. Use 2 of those gummy feet to run away like a little chicken. Punk! Bawk! Bawk!
Why this kid comes to my door dressed as the Comcast guy every f***ing time someone new moves in next door, I have no idea. Has his own truck and everything. Kid obviously has no idea that Halloween happens once a year. I just humor him. Great! The cable is out again!