black ant extract
Looking to get healthy AND turn yourself into a living ant farm? Just try Polyrachis Black Ant Extract Powder. Sounds legit!

It is basically a bunch of ants that are crushed and ground up into a powder. I think. I have no idea. I was too creeped out to read everything. I’ll let you know how it works out. I left a bowl of fruit loops out last night and it turned into a bowl of “Holy s**t that is a giant hive of insect scum and villainy in my favorite bowl!” Be back later. It’s crushing time!

I hope it doesn’t all combine in my stomach and turn into a mutant queen. My poor ant-hole!