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Skull Bubble Gumball Machine

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Skull Bubble Gum Machine
As the kids say, “Sick! Look at that drip!” You shouldn’t take candy from strangers. That’s just plain weird. And you definitely should not take candy from this Skull Bubble Gumball Machine. Um. Nope. No way. Not me. This creepy bubble gum vending machine will gladly dispense gum via that long curvy tongue. This is some great Halloween decor. It’s gruesome and full of gum, much like some city streets. Or the underside of the chair that I’m currently sitting on. Hey, I have no where else to put it. Damn. Just look at that gumball on the tip of its tongue. Look at that colorful drip design. If we ever have a zombie plague, this is what the graffiti kids are gonna look like. If that does not come to pass, I promise I’ll go paint some zombies myself, cuz this is just too cool.

I want to put this Skull Bubble Gumball Machine in my living room to scare all of my guests.

Chocolate Cat Skulls And Other Chocolate Oddities

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Chocolate Cat Skulls And Other Chocolate Oddities
Check out the creepy chocolatiers over at ConjurersKitchen. They make chocolate cat skulls, (My cat is staring at me like WTF), choco conjoined twins which is like the Twix of the creepy chocolate world, chocolate skulls, choco bird skulls, chocolate hearts and other oddities. This ain’t Willy Wonka’s shop. More like Willy WTF!

I got a golden ticket! I got a golden ticket! Uh… Yeah I’ll just skip the tour thanks.
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Crazy Candy Dress

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Crazy Candy Dress
Candy Land called. It wants its candy dress back. At a recent Willy Wonka fashion show this dress stole the show. It’s made out of Rock candy, Sour straps, Marshmallow ropes, Gummi Grapefruit & M&M’s. You know, the five basic food groups. You could tell that somebody hack stage licked it all over and then hung it back up cuz it was covered in lint and hair. For $2,500. it better be lined with everlasting gobstoppers.

Fatally Yours Gourmet Chocolate Box

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Fatally Yours Gourmet Chocolate Box
Sorry I’m a month late, but here’s your Valentine’s day gift. See why I am forever alone? This Fatally Yours Gourmet Chocolate Box makes an awesome gift. As long as it’s not late. Things are always better when they’re not late. Like bills and periods. This box is full of chocolate skulls, bones, coffins, and anatomically-correct hearts. Order one early for next year so you aren’t late. These chocolates look diabolical and delicious.

Funny story. When I first saw the name of these chocolates I thought it said Fetally yours. I was disappointed that it wasn’t full of cute little chocolate fetuses, some with creamy nougat filling, some with almonds… But you know how I like weird stuff.
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Day Of The Dead Chocolate Skulls

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Day Of The Dead Chocolate Skulls
Check out these cute Day Of The Dead Chocolate Skulls. They look all dead and delicious. You get 10 chocolate skulls that are hand brushed with an edible “luster dust”. I have no idea what that is, but I love saying it. Luster Dust. Luster Dust. Luster Dust. *POOF! CLOUD OF SMOKE* Oh sweet! A free chocolate skull just appeared. Now it’s gone cuz I ate it. That luster dust ain’t no joke. Friggin’ delicious! It has just the right amount of luster in the dust. Tastes great. They may be dead, but my taste buds are alive!

Gonna go freak out cuz I’m basically 5 years old and can’t hold my sugar. Can you hold this for me? *hands you mu sugar* Thanks. I’ll be right back. *Runs off screaming*