Slinky Rabbit. It’s Slinky. It’s Slinky. It’s such a wonderful toy. Slinky! Slinky! It brings more terror than joy! WTF yo! Is it a toy or taxidermy? It’s both. Somehow. Made from a freeze-dried rabbit by the way. In case you were wondering. Imagine this thing slinking around and chasing you. They say it died of natural causes, but I have to wonder if those natural causes were a madman and an ax. They say that children are our future, and maybe. But the future has some f**ked up toys. What ever happened to wholesome toys like Monster Cereal catnip toys? You can’t escape the slinky rabbit.
Tag: wtf
Why Not? Ant Farm Manicures
Why get a regular old manicure when you can get ants in your nails? This bit of beauty industry horror comes from Russian nail technicians. Why not just put ants in your pants too? They create a hollow nail, grab ants with tweezers and then put them in their new cage. What other kinds of horrors are they doing at this place in the name of fashion and beauty? Maybe women can start using snakes for belts and scorpions for brooches. You are all crazy and I want off this spinning nightmare!
via Metro
So Sexy – Nostril Hair Extensions
If you think there’s nothing sexier than eyelash extensions, and they make your heart go all pitter-patter, get ready for the sexiest hair extensions ever. Of the nostril variety. Oh baby! Those nostril hair extensions are getting me all weak in the knees. At least, until the inevitable booger makes it way into those nose-lashes, or a spider makes it’s web in there.
Seriously, that’s enough humans. You’re drunk, de-evolve!
via someecards
Hermit Crab Uses Doll Head As A Shell
This Hermit Crab decided to use a doll head as a shell, cuz why not. Crabs are the spiders of the sea after all and have to look for new ways to be even creepier to keep up with their nightmarish land-based cousins. The creature was spotted by Reddit user jamspangle on Henderson Island, a south Pacific island known for having tons of litter deposited there by ocean currents. So basically crabs will just use any old thing as a shell. There’s probably a crab that is right now walking around wearing an old shoe or a used condom. Crabs are just nasty.
via UPI
Hurricane Irma Cakes Hit Florida Grocery Stores
So hurricane Irma cakes are a thing now. These cakes are popping up all over Florida grocery stores. I’m guessing instead of nutrition facts, they just come with categories like real hurricanes.
Cat 1 – Mildly sweet.
Cat 2 – Devastatingly delicious
Cat 3 – May induce mild sugar coma
Cat 4 – Hello diabetes
Cat 5 – Evacuate. Your bowels. Immediately.
Seriously guys, it’s been a devastating hurricane season. Everybody stay safe, and I hope that if you have to hunker down, you do it with a hurricane cake.