Ugh! I need my morning coffee. Where are my glasses? Where’s my awesome Bat Wings Mug? I think that bat-shaped blob might be it. Grabs wings with both hands. *Eeeekkkk-Squeakkkk* Why are you fighting me? *Straining to hold it still and get it to my lips.* I just want coffee! Stop biting my lips! Ow! *Mug flies out the window.*
There are my glasses. *Puts them on.* Hey, there’s my Bat Wings Mug. Hmmmmm. I guess that’s what I get for living in a belfry. Better search “rabies” on Google again.