Bronze Bat Jewelry Cup

Bronze Bat Jewelry Cup

Awwww. Look at this cute little guy. I have to get this little bronze bat in my belfry. This Bronze Bat Jewelry Cup is a small and adorable bat with a removable head, so you can use it as a trinket box or jewelry holder. He’s holding his wings in front of him tight and looks like he’s resisting the urge to flash you. Maybe that’s just me. This little Bronze Bat Jewelry Cup is awesome. You can stash the family jewels in there for safekeeping. Not those family jewels.

And if you really go batty for bats, check out these Bat & Coffin Toilet Paper Holders. They make your bathroom a bat-room. there’s nothing wrong with that.

UFO Caught on Tape Mug – We Have Evidence

UFO Caught on Tape Mug
Somebody made a funny. I’ve been waiting for true evidence of a UFO caught on tape. I guess this is it. I hope the Scotch tape company sees this and it inspires them to create a giant roll of tape with some tape just flapping in the air about 10,000 feet up, so it can catch UFOs like fly paper. More likely they will see this and just sue the seller. *sigh* Now I feel bad.

Awesome Gothic 3D Vampire Bat Mug

Awesome Vampire Bat Mug
You know you are a serious vampire when you drink from this Vampire Bat Mug. You slam this thing on the table and everyone knows it. Especially the guy whose fingers you just broke. Look at those wings wrapping around the mug under that crescent moon. Good for both goth and cold beverages. Haha. Goth and cold. I’m such a joker. Bartender, give me another and fill it to the top of the wings!

Human Anatomy Mugs Set

Human Anatomy Mugs Set
Learn about the body while you are putting liquid in your own. This Human Anatomy Mugs Set has a skull, a heart, a brain and a ribcage mug. I think you should stack them up and make a human body in your kitchen. Then whistle and say, “Hey baby, you is stacked!” Then look around and make sure no one heard that. That’s what I would do.

Sugar Skull Coffee Mug with Mustache

Sugar Skull Coffee Mug with Mustache
Drinking coffee in this Sugar Skull Coffee Mug with Mustache is just plain fun. Especially if you and your mug both have a mustache. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with bumping soup strainers. I don’t judge. This mug looks like a good drinking buddy.

Hello Senior. Do you mind if I drink from your cabaza?

See Senior. You are a beautiful mustachioed man.

I love you.

I know!