WTF!? A Chicken harness is a thing. How many people do you see taking their chickens for a walk? Just make sure you don’t put it on too tight or people will accuse you of choking your chicken. The ad says it’s good for chicken weighing, cuz we all know it’s important that your chicken doesn’t pork out. I’m getting this thing and a chicken just so I can be that guy who walks a chicken around town.