This Chick Magnet might be just the thing to get the ladies. That’s what a chick magnet is right? It’s crazy enough that it just might work. Woman sees chick, is impressed and that chick hangs around, thinks I have good taste in fridge magnets. Then we live happily ever after, calling each other chicken head. That’s a love story right there.
These taxidermy magnets are ethically sourced and totally whacked. All I know is that I need more chicken heads in my life. Cuz I’m weird like that.
WTF!? A Chicken harness is a thing. How many people do you see taking their chickens for a walk? Just make sure you don’t put it on too tight or people will accuse you of choking your chicken. The ad says it’s good for chicken weighing, cuz we all know it’s important that your chicken doesn’t pork out. I’m getting this thing and a chicken just so I can be that guy who walks a chicken around town.
What poultry offering do I have for you this time? How about a Dancing Chicken Lamp? Does it do the hustle? The Charleston? The Elaine from Seinfeld? I have no idea.
All I know is that this chicken has paid it’s Per-Dues and is ready to dance the night away. So crank up the volume and play some funky nuggets and some free range beats. This lamp is feather-pluckin’ insane son!
You may not know this, but your animals like to dress up for Halloween too. You wouldn’t know, because you are distracted by human Halloween. Check out these freaktastic pet costumes. These are the kinds of costumes that earn a dog an extra treat and a cat an extra pet. Not really. Most of these are downright freaky. Terrifying even. Like the Ghostbusters Zuul Demon Dog above.
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Next up on the rooster is this freaky accessory. Are you too chicken to carry this Chicken Handbag? Be brave. Trade in your clutch for a Cluck. Trade in your hand bag for a hen bag. No harm no fowl! In fact, this is how I like to carry the eggs home from the store. Most people get eggs OUT of chickens, I likes to put ’em back in.
Did I miss any puns? I mean, it is an egg-cellent bag. What the cluck? It sports an awesome free-range design and it won’t ruffle your feathers.
That’s it. It’s all I got. It’s also good for carrying your KFC home after a long day, which is wrong, but I don’t care.
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