Alien Purse With Green Bike Handle
Check it. An intergalactic Alien Purse With Green Bike Handle. I finally got you you son of a b*tch! I was 10 years old when someone stole my right hand bike handle, forcing my ride to slightly sway left as I peddled, due to a slight deviation in weight and balance. I swore vengeance as my hair blew in the breeze and I felt the cold metal under my right hand. Kids pointed and laughed!
At last I shall have my vengeance! …By buying this craft fail in order to get my glittery bike handle back. Damn it! I have won!
But you don’t even have that bike anymore!