Holy crap guys! It looks like no one is safe from ghosts or aliens. I’m not sure which is responsible for this incident, but check out the amazing video here. About 14 seconds into the video that taxi gets slammed with some kind of energy beam. Could be a really pissed off ghost, but I think it looks more like an energy weapon. I have no answers, but the truth is out there. All I know is, it looks like somebody really wanted to probe this taxi driver’s back seat real bad!
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So that happened. Now you know what it looks like when an alien takes a relaxing bath. It looks like this may be the elusive Cheeto species of alien, so I’m surprised he didn’t dissolve in the water. Anyway, now you can own your very own Alien In A Tub Figurine. The water even glows under a black light. I’m glad his Cheeto alien privates are underwater. I don’t need to be seeing an alien Cheeto d**k! Hmmm. Maybe that’s what a bag of Cheetos is: just a big bag of alien d**ks! Let that sink in.
How would you like to walk down a dark spaceship corridor and see this Alien Xenomorph staring at you? Honestly, I wouldn’t mind as long as he brought some doughnuts. I’d probably eat all of the doughnuts first and then scream. That’s just good manners when someone brings you a gift. At first, I saw all of the green on this figure and I’m like, “Is that boogers? It looks like boogers.” Then I remembered that aliens have green blood and I’m like, “Hmmm. I have flicked a lot of blood on my walls. Even by alien standards.”
She is beauty, she is grace, she’s here to abduct your face. This Alien Mother Statue may make you question your religion. Like, why are you praying to this thing? Don’t you know that they abduct people and play air hockey in your bunghole? Apparently, that’s science where they come from. She has light pink glitter in her hair and she’s praying. Praying that she finds a new victim tonight.
This Alien Hardwood Gemstone Pendant is based on Sacred Geometry, whatever that means. I’m TLTG. Too lazy to google. Not sure if it’s supposed to keep aliens away or what, but I’m not falling for it. I’m pretty sure this is nothing more than a human tracker. If I wear this, the aliens are going to know where I am at all times and probably know exactly when my butt is dilated enough for their probing.